FEED THE CAPY.
The defense budget is mostly snacks. Contribute one deeply important cucumber.
AN UNREASONABLY OBSESSED FAN CLUB
TOO CHILLTO MISS.
Your brain has 47 open tabs.
Every single one is a capybara.
✦ MAX ARMOR. MINIMUM CONCERN.
01 / THE CAPY CONDITION
YOU CAN STOP ANYTIME.YOU PROBABLY WON'T.
A VERY NORMAL
AMOUNT OF
OBSESSION.
The city bought more chrome. More noise. More things to panic about. Capy bought a cucumber.
Somewhere between the sunglasses and the zero sense of urgency, it became a whole personality. Welcome. You're among your people.
PERSONAL CAPY DIAGNOSTIC
%
JUST BROWSING. ALLEGEDLY.
CASUAL CAPYCAPY IS MY PERSONALITY
Feed a cucumber. Consult the oracle. Save a meme.
Watch your perfectly normal fan condition develop.
0CUCUMBERS OFFERED
0MEMES HOARDED
YOUR DEVICE. YOUR GLORIOUS OBSESSION.
02 / THE SACRED ROUTINE
THREE STEPS. ZERO URGENCY.WE TAKE OUR
CHILL SERIOUSLY.
EXHIBIT A: PRIORITIES.TRUST THE PUDDLE.
The world is doing too much. The puddle has made some excellent points.
RECEIVE QUESTIONABLE WISDOM ↓SPREAD THE CONDITION.
One meme becomes a folder. A folder becomes a lifestyle. You know how this goes.
OPEN THE MEME VAULT ↘
HIS SOURCES ARE MOSTLY VIBES.03 / UNVERIFIED RODENT WISDOM
ASK THE
CAPY ORACLE.
CAPY_TRANSMISSION_001
Your next side quest is a glass of water. Accept it.
A fictional capybara. Extremely unofficial life advice.
04 / THE DIGITAL HOARD
YOUR CAMERA ROLLHAS BEEN WARNED.
THE MEME VAULT.
Take a meme. Feed the group chat.
Credit the capy. Repeat irresponsibly.
✦ OPEN A MEME TO DOWNLOAD IT, SAVE IT TO YOUR HOARD, OR STEAL THE CAPTION.
YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR. THE DIAGNOSIS IS OBVIOUS.
YOU'RE ONE
OF US NOW.
Unreasonably armored.
Emotionally attached.
Entirely unbothered.